24.04.2008

News aus New Mexico

Platzhalterbild

"Neues" auf der Homepage. Die Bilder stammen zwar schon vom Herbst 2007, aber da ich mit der Pflege der Homepage etwas schludrig geworden bin habe ich sie erst jetzt eingestellt.In der Bildergalerie gibt es Bilder von einer Wanderung durch den "Dog-Canyon" bei Alamogordo.

Es wäre klasse, wenn ihr euch in das Gästebuch (Guestbook) eintragen könnt. Für Kritik und Anregungen bin ich immer offen !!! Beachtet dabei, dass ihr vor dem Absenden des Gästebucheintrages den Code eingeben müsst, der euch auf der Gästebuchseite gezeigt wird (Gross - und Kleinschreibung beachten - gebe zu, ist manchmal schwer zu erkennen).

 

 

 

Battle of the sexes

  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during night.

 

 A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.

A woman is a person who will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

 

 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

 

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curios.

Both are disappointed.

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:

before marriage and after marriage.

 

Married men live longer than single men.

But married men are a lot more willing to die.